Oh Christ now we're driving down the wrong side of the road on Renshaw Street #tellthecopsarrivadidit

Yikes, bus keeps pulling up microns from the one in front! I'd have (additional) anger issues too if I was a driver #learning2loathearriva

Last Twitter for iPad tweet: the expanding slidey gubbins won't work right till you can save tweet-threads on the left and make them persist

More Twitter for iPad niggles: obscured character count when scrolling to top of message, no feedback that message sent / timeline refreshed

Twitter for iPad client needs some work, screen is too busy. They've gone a bit heavy on the 'material based' apple style guidelines too.

So many 'Last ever [...]'s ticked off this morning. [TMA submission], [week of absolute hell], [pound of flesh sold], [agonising awakening]

Final touches on coursework & watching @RichardDawkins fighting the good fight. Always wanted to see him & Chuck Norris in a buddy film

New iPods aside, none of Apple's announcements today have anything to do with quality products for consumers, they're about industry control

Ick, new Apple TV ain't so good, my PS3 does it all already. And iTunes 10 is a cynical move into personal information mining.

The pope's visit is gonna cost the taxpayer £10-12 million? That's one hell of a speaker's circuit fee #newsnight

Gearing up for another all-nighter at my makeshift ironing-board desk. Bit wobbly but I can adjust the height to my liking.

High as a kite on horrible Nescafe instant coffee today (have had 6 now). Feel like sprinting laps round the office.

RT @guardiantech: You ask, they answer: Dell http://bit.ly/cEYIt0

Argggggh that familiar and awful feeling of 'waking up' after a night of coursework and 2 hours sleep. 2 days left, I'll beat you yet, OU!!!

Have gone through several 'community rating' services for Spotify recently, but Pitchify is a far better concept http://pitchify.com

RT @TheOnion: In Focus: Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck http://onion.com/bcd3f6

The Dingle crew racially abused a crowd of black kids, who proceeded to beat the living shit out of them. They seem unphased by it all.

Well that was...interesting, just been in the centre of a 20 teenager strong fight on the 82 bus.

Ok 'utter shit' is too kind a compliment for the Libertines. So offensively bad I want a nuclear bomb to go off on stage.

Unless BBC3 coverage is mistaken, one must infer that the Reading Festival has been utter shit? Might go to some festivals abroad next year

Am a broken wreck today,OU is going to strike me dead within sight of the finish. Perhaps someone will perform a Systems Failure study on it

Saturday + end of the month = (@ Lark Lane Market) http://4sq.com/cRuasf

One day I'm gonna get an electric banjo. Electric banjos are cool. Might make me play a little better too.

Ooo Mumford & Sons on BBC3.

RT @AppAdvice: Hotmail Users To Get Exchange ActiveSync - Will Push Hotmail To Your iPhone http://bit.ly/dgzkHv

Whenever Olbermann does a Special Comment - http://bit.ly/dr2gYm - I half expect him to get up and hit a punchbag, or bite down on raw meat

Does Win 7 ship with an OS level equaliser? Trying to kick back with some Billie Holiday but the recording quality in Spotify is terrible

I have a bad stomach. Explains why the guys at 'Krunchy Fried Chicken' sniggered and rounded up my change the other night...

#eastenders has put the nation off their evening meals twice in two episodes now - not cool!!!

The new bromance Robbie-Gary duet is for people who don't actually listen to proper music. It'll be number 1 for weeks then. Sigh.