RT @alaindebotton: The boldness of the middle aged in seduction isn’t courage: it’s just the fear of death.

RT @alaindebotton: Hard to judge when talking of one’s desire for others moves from being cute to semming merely tragically lecherous: 28?

Sounds like the cricket’s worth keeping an eye on this week: Panesar’s back on form, and Anderson-Broad just took the tail enders for zero!

Oh ok, apparently Pakistan put on one run, fair enough, we’ll let them have that

Google Alerts is ace.

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Shit, England 26/2 chasing 145 on a difficult wicket, it’s gonna be a tight few hours ahead

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Off to Lark Lane to visit the Liverpool Cheese Company, the Gentle French Lady and the Stetson-wearing Cyclist Farmer http://t.co/v9Jp1cGF

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My new boss John Denny is going on the Sunday Politics Show this lunchtime, 12-1 on BBC1 (North West), to talk about education.

I should point out that the official views of our company are not necessarily the same as my own! New website here btw: http://t.co/BqNFLe9K

Just bought a big shop and put it in ridiculously tiny bags. Walking to car I feel such an oversized giant that I’m experiencing vertigo!

Out for an ice cold run tonight. Wowsers it’s chilly. And yes you didn’t misread it, I just used the word wowsers. I know. It’s that cold.

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Excellent night @Theshipandmitre listening to @deadbelgian in association with @regularbeat and in the company of @MariaBarrett!

Busses infrequent and agonisingly slow this morning. No #talesfromthe82 to report either, they’re a dull crowd today.

Awful, awful day at work, now leaving the office to have myself a merry little #swigmas

Can’t remember if the hashtag is #swigliv or #livswig but it’s a Merry #swigmas all the same! (@ The Clove Hitch) http://t.co/BOAEtKVm

Mad skills on the student scene. Probably too old for this shiz tho. (@ Scream Liverpool) http://t.co/V25Lxxug

RT @gponter79: Apparently met Miss England tonight. She wasn’t all that to be honest.

Just listened to a very special (unreleased) song I have 6 times on the trot. Might be the best thing I’ve ever heard. Wish I could say more

*groan* I’m never drinking Old Rosie again! @Tarendai @lydiajo

Don’t normally go to a burlesque bar in the middle of the day, but hell, let’s mix it up a bit! (@ Moniques) http://t.co/mvbRLiDR

My coat has been lost/stolen in Flannigans. Oh shit.

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RT @pealo86: haha I totally forgot about this @AlexNolan @wpsites – #swigliv http://t.co/GrivRh6P

Another great adventure in Online Education draws to a close as I complete my @aiclass exam. Just a couple of videos on NLP left to watch.

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Who came up with that Text Santa charity stuff I see everywhere? Tis the most offensive thing I’ve seen this year. What’s next, DM Jesus?

I don’t believe this, my car’s taken another glancing blow whilst parked. 5 times in under 2 years now. What the hell is going on?!?!

Emergency website rewrite complete! I don’t know, the things I do for @CosmoStudents sometimes!

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Hollyoaks. The American. What’s going on with those ears, people????

Got the gas servicing guy in this morning. He’s taking hours – hope there isn’t a problem…

RT @NicholasPegg: I hope Newt wins the Republican nomination. Okay, so she’s a bit young, but she kicked ass against those aliens.

Douglas Alexander: We’re proudly Scottish – but still British http://t.co/ufuH01xq >> worth a read. Salmond should be tried for treason IMHO

Ok treason’s a bit harsh perhaps, and technically inaccurate since he’s in power. The defrauding of a nation then.

Good luck @emmalwalsh who visiting hospital for upgrades today. If they give u the option, take the +1 luck bonus as that effects all skills

Hoping to have a few hours of corporate design / WordPress work available this week, DM and/or speak to me at #bigSWIG for details!

Just discovered the lovely new pillows I bought before Christmas have been recalled. Have thrown my old ones out! Wot do?!?!

*snarl* (most) PR people are idiots with no appreciation of value!!!

At #bigSWIG!!! (@ Leaf On Bold St. w/ @mikenolan) http://t.co/JSKJywum

Technical difficulties at #bigSWIG !!!

RT @jake74: "No internet fridges!" by @hereinthehive #bigSWIG

Ahh interesting question for @hereinthehive, how to identify targets for responsive design, answer: understand the content!

the (cover art) pictures painted the world (of megadrive games) /via @jake74 @megadriveme

Some love for Advanced Custom Fields plugin at #bigSWIG tonight!

Amazon EC2 hosting for practically nothing, ORLY? #BigSwig @jake74

It’s @lydiajo at #BigSwig talking about writing for the web again!

Structure your website so that scanners (people who read a site in an F formation) get everything you’re saying @lydiajo #BigSwig

Ace night at #bigswig, wonder what’s next, #evenbiggerswig?!?!

New Twitter iPhone app’s a bit of a change. Feels quite responsive.

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So messaging client PingChat has rebranded to Touch. That’s a really dumb name: you can ping and chat via a phone, but definitely not touch!

RT @Defnetmedia: @m8nd1 it’s a bit early for me to take that on, maybe more coffee and i’ll read again

Lot of short people on the bus today. I feel like Gulliver. #talesfromthe82

Don’t remember a flash hailstorm in Gulliver’s Travels… #talesfromthe82

Tweetdeck is no longer built in Adobe Air????

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Powering back up with the breakfast of kings! (@ McDonald’s w/ @mikenolan) http://t.co/CbkDeT1s

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“@merseyrail: Trains Are Not Calling At Aigburth.” >> This would be a great film or book title!!!

RT @ruskin147: Have read Telegraph and Observer & only standout piece is David Mitchell on NHS IT- and how coding is the new Latin

htt …

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Check this video out — Reinventing Education with Khan Academy and AI Class http://t.co/QXsbyx5b via @youtube

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RT @davecoveney: Are you a SWIGger? Into WordPress and/or web design & development? Well, SWIGmas is on Thursday! http://t.co/eBw7FCDZ

Caught between a rock & a hard place. Really need to stay late at work, but also have an exam to do tonight. Sorry @CosmoHousing you lose

Well looky here! @deadbelgian are playing the Ship & Mitre on Wednesday evening! http://t.co/T1RowgiF

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One kid on the bus to another: "your hair looks dead urban!" … "what do you mean, I look inner city?" … "no urban, the colour urban"

Under-occupancy is a difficult issue in social housing, but if the NHF are right, the gov are gonna hurt a lot of peeps http://t.co/nLGU8wmD

Recently changed twitter client to TweetBot. It’s ace.

RT @MariaBarrett: Dead Belgian, in the art deco splendour of the Ship & Mitre, Liverpool http://t.co/S8kWHVJv

“@MariaBarrett: They did ‘Lah di dah’. Not Brel. I’m a purist but I’ll allow it. #deadbelgian” >> arguably better than Thackrey’s version!

Today is going to be interesting for many reasons!

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RT @crystalski: Aldi launches their skiwear range today – jackets from £24.99: http://t.co/RmHLWYo5 >> Might have to pay a visit!

Oh wow, kites are extremely cool! Arduino kites plz makerpeeps #igniteliv

#igniteliv Interested in online study? Flyer: http://t.co/6928dWTq Sign up: bit.ly/stanfordclasses Study Groups: bit.ly/stanfordinliverpool

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Best place in the world (@ Keith’s Wine Bar) http://t.co/tMWmVPXk

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Santa Dash time!!! http://t.co/YUM7iria

What does a Santa do after a hard dash? He pops down to Pret, and sits cross-legged to hide his ripped pants! http://t.co/Aac9SIOf

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RT @m8nd1: #minime next gen version of @bubblino http://t.co/3AP2gr8N

There’s a Santa driving round Liverpool One at breakneck speed on a shop mobility scooter! So fast in fact I couldn’t get a photo off!

People-watching from my Grotto as Santa is brill. Just seen a woman wearing a hat with cat ears & scarf-like side bits with hand pockets!

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Free Laura Marling compilation album including live tracks in the Observer today? Nice.

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Coworkers are claiming that toast scrapes away the infection if you have a sore throat. That’s some weird science they learnt at school.

EU Press Conference: How come Sarkozy looks taller than Merkel on the podiums from front on, but shorter from the side???

Having a Schrödinger moment. Once I arrive in work, I will either have a new boss, or I won’t. But until I do, they are simply a waveform.

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Ha! In your face, Sarah Montague! The power of scientific method trumps your media hype! #stemcells @BBCr4today #iwatchedyugiohlastnight

Looking forward to @pealo86‘s talk at #swigliv (is that the new hashtag?) tonight

Paul Chowdry on @bbcthisweek: "you know, when you’re out on a night out, and there’s a couple of women around you…." – deafening silence

Good deals on iPad 2s today if you like that sort of thing http://t.co/ZM7qlbic

#ff @pealo86 @anthony_casey very enjoyable talks at #swigliv last night lads.

Made it home after a very long day. Shall I go in or sit in the car listening to intellectuals on R4 discussing Desperate Scousewives?

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I’m at Stanley Theatre for The Ting Tings and Charli XCX (Liverpool) http://t.co/nMeDwfpZ

I just became the mayor of Stanley Theatre on @foursquare! http://t.co/ppudvngq

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Heading into town to try to get registered for the final day of Zee @FACT_Liverpool, apparently if you’re not there at 12.15 it’s game over

RT @jokelly: Gary Speed has died? What? Shocked!

Seems the high street has put its prices up by up to 250% for Christmas in some cases *coughhollistercough* I shall be buying gifts online!

RT @tom_watson: Rebekah Wade [told] me that so far as she was concerned,‘with Tom Watson it’s personal..we won’t stop till we get him.’ …

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John McKerrell has invited you to Like his new Page WhereDial from mapme.at.

RT @FACT_Liverpool: Is there a ZEE-shaped hole in your life? http://t.co/5YQ7a6bs

Boiler pressure zero, won’t turn on, landlord unobtainable, #thatsabitcrap

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Poll of the day. Our Chief Exec retires today, what soundtrack should be played? I’ve already lined up Darth Vadar’s theme for the new guy.

Eek! @aiclass homework is due and the servers are offline again!!!

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Surely something shorter in height and generally smaller than other things of the same type can in no way be described as tall?!? #starbucks

RT @Rocketboom: Neutrino experiment affirms faster-than-light claim: http://t.co/ICnRyu2b

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Ever felt like you’re living the film "the hangover"? I’m trying to piece together last night, where I went, where I left the car, etc etc.

Been to the Makro staff night this evening. Bargains galore!

Stanford University, you’re killing me here. I’ve been up studying all night, & now I see you’re launching more exciting courses in January!

AI Class Midterm Exam complete!!! http://t.co/HhhB2FWq

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Guy encouraging banker philanthropy on @BBCr4today. Not sure the ‘get em whilst they’re young’ approach is a realistic one, too much cocaine

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Employing skills learnt studying @aiclass within the workplace today. Awesome!

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At the best house party ever! 80s rock! Tweeting via a massive phone!!!

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Up early for a joint away day at Chester Zoo. Have had that song going round in my head for days, "Momma’s taking us to the zoo tommorrow"..

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#thatdoesit Santa Dash Dec 4th,don’t try to talk me out of it twitter! Who’s with me? @t1ingram @osfameron @mcknut @siobhanfarmer @MikeNolan

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Colleague telling me his ‘hillarious’ stories about all the times he’s accused minorities of being terrorists. Not good.

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On a super skanky night out down the dirty end of town. Currently in The Croc!!! Will you look on me with loathing in the morning, Twitter?

Oh this is confusing. My skany night involves McDonalds, but they’ve changed the branding of everything to look healthy. What do I pick?!?!

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Just popping down to the @openeyegallery to see what’s going on

Distinct lack of firework safety around tonight. I’m going to be VERY CROSS with the many thousands of people in Sefton Park in a minute!

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The long running saga of trouble at the Passport Office is a fascinating one. This latest episode is entirely par for the norm! @BBCr4today

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Sorry, not convinced by GamesGuy. 2 logic errors so far: AirPlay (and others) flawed cos requires a box, and Flash is Flash, duh. #tedxl

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John Bishop’s careful mediocre scouse tones and topshop suit can’t disguise his oversized head, bleached teeth or glaring absence of humour!

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RT @wpmuorg: New CMS Plugin Offers 7 Preset Custom Post Types for #WordPress http://t.co/2sLdyUdr

Is #swig on this evening? Was there ever a consensus on the agenda? @sanchothefat @davecoveney

RT @davecoveney: #SWIG is most definitely on tonight! http://t.co/olisjYMX @AlexNolan @sanchothefat Agenda likely to be a show and tell …

RT @artinliverpool: Halloween Lantern Carnival – Sefton Park, 30 Oct 2011 http://t.co/Zhijg90y #art #liverpool

Out jogging with Laura Marling on the ‘pod keeping me company. She is soothing my weary frame with songs of sorrow, joy and lazy days!

Test tweet from new jailbreak app ‘IntelliscreenX’.

RT @guardiantech: iPhone 4S battery life problems: bug in location services suspected http://t.co/BdJuvHlj >> this fix seems to work on 3GS

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Not a big fan of Halloween, something sinister about it all, esp masks. But I dearly love the Lantern Parade, it’s Day-of-the-Dead-tastic!

On my way over to Liverpool’s very own Dia de los Muertos – Sefton Park’s Lantern Parade!!! (@ Lark Lane) http://t.co/fHIosMWc

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This year’s Lantern Parade performance began with melodic whirling dervish Victorian nurses, and now features several beturbaned gents!

Four coloured monsters have emerged from tents, whilst the sigiled nurses dance (the macarena?) and the beturbaned men play saxophone!

The nurses danced the tents till they turned white, and now the monsters feast on giant winged hearts of the appropriate colour

The monsters have consumed their hearts, and now display them proudly! http://t.co/0hEWs8JR

Now the tents have arisen triumphant, and the beturbaned men are playing jazz whilst a firey winged heart flys away! http://t.co/yCkauX8s

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Spotted a bald patch in the CCTV at one of our offices. Bad times. http://t.co/YV3GYPYI

Did R4 just describe in a positive light how to perform DDoS attacks?!?!

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Might grow my sideburns to ridiculous size for Movember. What does twitter think?

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Whatever has come over me? An getting up pre-8am to go for a run!

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RT @AppAdvice: The Official Native Gmail App Goes Live In The App Store http://t.co/8lsgNBgD >> Not sure what the point of this is

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